The phone has the uncanny ability to shield me
from the aimlessness of this short journey.
Month: February 2020
Untitled
Nothing says goodbye like the flush of an airline toilet.
Nothing says freedom like trash thrown out the window of an automobile.
Genders
The women will have to bail us all
out of this mess.
We are clearly out of our depth.
Offices
Work was never not prison.
But it got so the other inmates started to suck.
Electric Scooter 1
Your average speed is twice that of the average pedestrian’s.
On what planet does that math work.
Dummies
The problem with philosophers and intellectuals is that they will never–thank goodness– come to terms with how dumb we all are.
After Analog
We lost so much.
So many musicians is one.
We didn’t used to know the words
as liner notes were hard to find.
So we made assumptions about the words.
We made them up.
And some of us who made them up
would go on to discover that
the words we made up
were better than the real ones.
And that made some of us think,
“Maybe I can do this.”